What is great in calling a spade a spade, say something metaphoric so that people rack their brains before they understand that you are talking about a spade.

Mouth and Brain - what becomes what

>> Friday, January 8, 2010

Note: I would recommend you to read the short intro at, An Introduction, before you read this post

Into the 10th day of its inception my blog has earned a comment and also a follower. I feel encouraged, who wouldn't be? I begin the days blog with a thank you note to the critic and the follower.
It is post recession time and we are recruiting. That is not the only reason, of course, Mouth's stupidity has gone from bad to worse. Mouth is now as bad as a mad, drunken and mortally hurt monkey with the strength of a bull. Mad monkey with a bull's strength and Dolby Digital output. Simply put Mouth lost all its cognitive capabilities and talking sh** to everybody. This is earning trouble for Sree. Then, what did Sree do? he followed his Brain's suggestion and recruited more Brains to harness this Mouth. Why can't he do away with the Mouth instead of recruiting more Brains? You know- experience - Mouth has a lot of experience. It was there right through with Sree. It grew with Sree, takes food which Brain earns and talks for Sree. For these functions Sree has to pay for its stupidity with sympathy. With sympathy for stupidity ? Ridiculous isn't it ? But very true, Mouths cannot "move" or "change". Once they are there with a body they are there for life.Nobody knows that what Sree has for the Mouth is sympathy. Even our intelligent Brains are unaware of this fact. Brains think and talk among themselves about the privileges the Mouth enjoys. I have heard Brains saying " How beautiful it must have been to be a Mouth- talk something all day, read out reports and cascade information to Brains ". Even more dangerous, I heard Brains saying" I wish I were a Mouth doing nothing but to sit, asking Brains to think, work and prepare reports which I could present ". What a fatal thought, the very idea of a Brain transforming into a Mouth sends shrills down my spine.
Brains, Brains that do not change bodies, over time become lazy and old enough to earn Sree's sympathy. Sree does not throw out old Brains, with a loyalty tag pinned to their shoulders he makes them Mouths -Mouths to boss over young Brains. These young Brains in turn would become Mouths under the veteran Mouths. And at the current rate Sree will certainly have 20 Mouths by the time he is 60.
Some facts about Mouths :
1. Resources consumed by 1 average aged Mouth can be used to run 3 young gem of a Brains
2. N Number of Mouths put together do work of 1 mouth because all the Mouths, 1 to N, do the same piece of work to be N*100% sure
3. After all this still Mouths talk about resource utilization and bore brains to death.
What a waste of resources to have 20 Mouths, isn't it ?
When I state these facts to Sree he says " I am growing big so is the number of Mouths" and calls me a stupid for thinking thus.Hmm, you would shortly know who is who. Will you keep an old erratic monitor out of sympathy and add processors to compensate? If your processor becomes old and stops working will you make it your monitor? Will a computer ever have 20 monitors?
I hope you got the analogy.Sree, it is time you grow up. Don't add resources and change their roles just like that. Understand?

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